Gambling Quotations
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- The
race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong,
but that's the way to bet.
-Grantland Rice
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- Don't
gamble the rent money or you'll land up sleeping on the
park bench.
-Capt. Summer Fun, Ret.
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- Blackjack
is the only casino game an amateur can learn to play and
at which he can definitely win.
-Lawrence Revere, author, Playing Blackjack as a Business
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- Gambling
is the future on the internet. You can only look at so
many dirty pictures.
-Simon Noble, an Austrian-based internet bookmaker
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- When
we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps.
You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.
-Bob Stupak, former Las Vegas casino owner
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- Noting
his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she
died. She got to go to heaven four days early.
-President Bill Clinton
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- A
lottery is a salutary instrument and a tax…laid on
the willing only, that is to say, on those who can risk
the price of a ticket without sensible injury, for the
possibility of a higher prize.
-Thomas Jefferson
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- You
cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from
it.
-Albert Einstein
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- A
dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us
than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won
at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts
in the same way.
-Mark Twain
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- They
were burying a high-roller in Las Vegas and a few of his
gambling cronies were gathered grave side when the minister
said; Gus is merely sleeping. His best friend
was heard muttering: I've got a hundred that says
he's dead.
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